As a little girl, it seemed impossible for me and my brother to spend an equal amount of time with each family during the holidays. How were we supposed to eat with both families if dad's dinner is at 1 and mom's is at 2? As we all know, Thanksgiving dinner never has a set time. You say dinner is at 1, but then the time comes and the turkey hasn't even been cut. After setting the table and getting the kids to sit down, you have already wasted an hour. Our whole lives have been strategically counting the hours that we will be at each house to make sure all is fair. After 17 years, this got easier and easier. Then, right when you think you have everything planned perfectly, someone new comes ...

Making films is amazing but finding the right connections and networking with people just to get your film out is tough. Very tough, in fact. ...

You realise you are really short and tiny when you have to buy clothes off the kids section. ...

There is something called dry wit and the british are amazing at it. In the tube if someone says thank you to he means fuck you and get out of my way. ...

It's funny and infuriating that people ask me if I speak Hindu or not. Someone once asked if I speak Indian and its just annoying. It's not like the world is not connected or anything. People know a lot of things and if I can tell the difference between your accents, please have the decency to find out what my language is called. ...

فى حياة كل منا شخص كالأبرة, إذا لمسك يوجعك ويألمك ويأذيك, قد تصرخ منه وقد يبكيك, فلا تحاول الهروب منه وتركه, فتشبت به جيدا لأنك ستدرك فى النهاية بعد فوات الأوان أنه كان يخيط لك ما مزقته انت فى نفسك, كل منا يحتاج مثل هذا الشخص فى حياته, وبدونه ستتوقف ...

للحياة دمعتان, دمعة لقاء و دمعة فراق, فأنلم تجمعنا الأيام , فسوف بالتاكيد تجمعنا الأحلام سويا, فأن لم تجمعنا الأحلام, فسوف تجمعنا سويا الذكريات, و روعتها بالأمل واللقاء, فأذا رست سفينتك على شاطئنا (شاطىء الذكريات), فأجعلنى احد ركابها, لانى لن اتحمل منك ...

ما دام الفراق هو الوجة الأخر للحب, والخيبة هى الوجة الأخر للعشق, لماذا لا يكون هناك عيد للنسيان يضرب فيه سعاة البريد عن العمل, وتتوقف فيه خطوط الهاتف, وتمنع الأذاعة من بث الأغانى العاطفية ونكف فيها عن كتابة أشعار الحب والغزل, حتى تستطيع الحياة ان ...

What does family mean to you? Some may say friendship, love, and joy; while others say pain, agony, and anger.. My family is my support system, my mother, aunts, and cousins all provide me with some type of support guidance. ...

ronda rousey has been talking trash and talking shit to a great boxer; mayweather would say he is the greatest boxer of all time. floyd had mostly ignored rousey's insults, while rousey tried to stir the pot and poke all of floyd mayweather's buttons. mayweather took the high road and simply ignored the garbage that was coming out of Ronda's mouth. ronda would talk to tmz about floyd. ronda would talk about how she makes more money per second than floyd. ronda would go on a stage at the espn awards and make wife abuse and wife beating jokes about floyd money mayweather. ronda had something in common with floyd mayweather. ronda was undefeated in the ufc. ronda had lost at the olympic ...

norm macdonald is an unfunny standup comedian on the comedy central roasts of famous people, receiving zero laughs. poor norm macdonald. first he is arresting for beating a prostitute. now he receives no laughs for stale unfunny material on comedy central. i first liked norm macdonald movies like screwed and dirty work. screwed in particular has a great quotable line when that old lady says: WHO CARES. norm is a mediocre actor and entertainer. apparently norm macdonald plays poker, but he is not very good at it. with gable kaplan out as the host of hsp season 7, macdonald tried to fill gabe's funny shoes. poker enthusiasts started scorching macdonald's delivery of unfunny lines on the ...

warning to those of you who want to purchase vouchers through living social. they are pure hell. livingsocial.com ripped me off. first of all, living social does not have email support. they do have phone support but not on weekends and its not 24/7 support, so the hours of customer support are limited. in order to dispute a transaction, you have to call the company. no email at all. there is an email that was discontinued, disconnected. seconds, after notifying living social of fraud, they did nothing. what fraud? an unlicensed skin care provider. this skincare provider was not only not licensed to practice, but had online records of a shady past. several attempts to notify livingsocial ...

ronda rousey will lose. i just checked holly holm's boxing records and it's beyond good. i then checked holly holm's kickboxing records and it's beyond great. holly holm is not undefeated in mixed martial arts. interesting rousey trash talking the weigh ins. holly holm seems like an amazing fighter and an amazing individual. ronda was looking a bit emaciated. she was looking thinner than usual. ronda rousey was showing off her ass and showing off her abs. ronda is trying to be a model these days and doing a whole bunch of mainstream promotions. i really have confidence that ronda will lose tonight. i think holly has her number and holly has the right game plan to beat the unbeatable ronda ...

the question of why am i sick all the time? it seems like every day i am getting sick. every week i am becoming sick. every month i am becoming sick. i am sick all the time. stuffy nose. runny nose. sneezing. soar throat coughing. nasal congestion. i was never the type of person to get sick all the time? lately i am sick. i am well. then i am sick again. i found this healthline website and i think i might have figure it out; the reason why i am ill all the time! oral health. more specifically, bad oral health. i hate when the dentist tells me to floss. flossing is boring. flossing is lame. apparently, not floss could kill me. not brushing is bad and could kill you, but you have to floss. ...

last year, u.s. census shows that the city of San Francisco had 100,000 attempted rapes and 200,000 attempted murders and truly, it makes me so sad and mad that so many attempted rapists and so many attempted murderers just couldn't achieve their ...

Even the most successful people have failed at some point or anther, The biggest difference between successful people and less accomplished individual is that successful people don't let being rejected keep them down. Success people have the emotional tool to manage disappointment and not let it derail them for too long; They're resilient and ...

Data company Statista has complied a list of the most excruciating cross-continental journey currently available. Check them out: 5) Dubia to Los Angeles Airline: Emirate Travel Time: 16 hours, 35 minutes Distance: 8,339 miles 4) Johannesburg to Atalanta Airline: Delta Travel Time: 16 hours, 40 minute Distance: 8,440 miles 3)Los Angeles to Jiddah Airline: saudi Travel Time: 16 hours, 55 minute Distance: 8,332 miles 2)Dallas/Fort worth to sydney Airline: Qantas Travel Time: 16 hours, 55 minute Distance: 8577 miles 1) Dubai to Panama Airline: Emirate Travel Time: 17hours, 35 minute ...

Dave Anderson started his entrepreneurship journey late at age 41 in 1994, He turned his life-long dream into a reality in the little town of Hayward, Wisconsin by opening his first small restaurant. In the end, Dave turned that restaurant business into a $500 million restaurant empire. ...